so another Smiths story. I'm shopping along when some young able bodied black dude approaches me asking for a quarter cuz hes short that much for diapers. Yeah, I say, go grab em and Ill meet yiou at the register. so i go over to the baby isle only to find some other dude handing him some change. so he says
"oh, ill just get these cheep ones ok?"
"yeah" i say "but you just asked that guy for money"
"well i didnt want you to buy it all" he says
"so is this how you roll bro?" i ask, "grab em and lets check out and ill buy em"
"well yeah" he says "when i have to buy milk and shit too"
"i just wanna see you buy em" i say
"what else would i buy" he says "you know what, forget it, i dont want your help" as he throws down the diapers on another shelf
"thats what i thought" i say, and i tell the store manager that some little black dude it hustling people in the store, only to find out he is in there all the time.
duh! i knew what he was all about from the get go, just decided to call someones bluff for once cuz today was not the day to fuck with ME!
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