my cursed morning

So before i took the girls to school i went out to water some plants in the back. as i was coming back from turning the water on i was securing my feux fence and quickly turned and smacked my head HARD on the deck. now i dont usually cry when i get physically hurt b/c i hurt myself all day long going 90miles a min but this was a doozy! big girls gave me hugs and made sure i wasnt bleeding as safi started to cry since i was pointing to HER owiees. so i put some ice on it and made the joke that i "hit the deck". anyway, it STILL hurts and i instantly got a goose egg.

THEN after i got back from taking the girls to school i remembered there are 2 plants my soaker hose doesnt reach so i went out there with a mason jar to water them. after i watered them i set the jar above me on the edge of the deck floor, looked down to do something else to get ready for the last day of preschool which was in 5 min, and yep it fell and shattered...ON MY FOOT! lovely! so im cleaning up glass on the playground while i have tiny peices of glass on the bottom of my foot cuz i had flip flops on.

last day of preschool was KOO KOO. all the kids were on one! one kid hit another. a different kid pushed another down, and stilla different one threw sand in anothers eyes. whoa.

THEN right after preschool safi goes into the bathroom to poo and i come in there to wipe her to find that she forgot to take her panties down until half way through her poop. so her panties were full and the rest was smeared on the back of her legs and the outside of the toilet.

CRAZY!