Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Safi quote of the day
As she discovered the hair on her legs she said "Daddy have this...I have this too!"
Monday, June 29, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Funny things Safi said today
"I'm big, do you understand me?" as she grits her teeth and grabs my arm (got that one from playing with dad)
When I told her it I wanted to go in from the pool and play playdough in an attempt to get her in she said "oh, ok, go then!" and pushed me and my floatee away
LOL she is so funny
When I told her it I wanted to go in from the pool and play playdough in an attempt to get her in she said "oh, ok, go then!" and pushed me and my floatee away
LOL she is so funny
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
not today buddy, not today
so another Smiths story. I'm shopping along when some young able bodied black dude approaches me asking for a quarter cuz hes short that much for diapers. Yeah, I say, go grab em and Ill meet yiou at the register. so i go over to the baby isle only to find some other dude handing him some change. so he says
"oh, ill just get these cheep ones ok?"
"yeah" i say "but you just asked that guy for money"
"well i didnt want you to buy it all" he says
"so is this how you roll bro?" i ask, "grab em and lets check out and ill buy em"
"well yeah" he says "when i have to buy milk and shit too"
"i just wanna see you buy em" i say
"what else would i buy" he says "you know what, forget it, i dont want your help" as he throws down the diapers on another shelf
"thats what i thought" i say, and i tell the store manager that some little black dude it hustling people in the store, only to find out he is in there all the time.
duh! i knew what he was all about from the get go, just decided to call someones bluff for once cuz today was not the day to fuck with ME!
"oh, ill just get these cheep ones ok?"
"yeah" i say "but you just asked that guy for money"
"well i didnt want you to buy it all" he says
"so is this how you roll bro?" i ask, "grab em and lets check out and ill buy em"
"well yeah" he says "when i have to buy milk and shit too"
"i just wanna see you buy em" i say
"what else would i buy" he says "you know what, forget it, i dont want your help" as he throws down the diapers on another shelf
"thats what i thought" i say, and i tell the store manager that some little black dude it hustling people in the store, only to find out he is in there all the time.
duh! i knew what he was all about from the get go, just decided to call someones bluff for once cuz today was not the day to fuck with ME!
Monday, June 15, 2009
Vegas misc
She's working hard here in the sun and pool
supi is doing well
daddy and saf playing in morning before work
Safi manipulation
So we just got into bed...
"goodnight mama"
"goodnight Safi"...about 5 times...silence...silence...
"my swimsiut dry out" says safi
"yeah, it will dry out then you can wear it tomorrow" i reply
silence...silence...
"i gotta go poop mama!"
"ok saf, lets go"...so we get to the bathroom, she gets on the toilet but does nothing. She then goes to the corner of the bathroom where hers and Leahs swimsuits are in a ball soaking wet, picks them up and hands me the dripping pile and says:
"my swimsuit dry out!"
giggling and proud of her thought process on getting what she wanted accomplished i ring out the suits and hang them up.
"can i go to my bed mama?" she says as she is walking out the door.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Anji's house
They all rode in the back on the way to their dad's
Leah and Noah used to look so much alike, they are still great buddies though
Dinner
Leah loved the playdough dentist. so much that she said "if they have the dentist GET IT!" when i went to target to get safi some
Anji's House
Jonah played with Saf a lot
Everyone played playdough with Saf. She played with it so much while we were there, i got her a whole bucket of stuff to play with at my dads
The girls
The pool was a bit chilly
Go Saf!!
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
grandpa takes mommy 101
the seane in front of me at the check out today at smiths:
"how about we let tyler hold the balloons now and you can hold them when we get in the car." says grandpa cheerfully
as both boys swat hard at the balloons grandpa holds a bouquet of flowers in one hand, a card in the other and asks little brother to pick out a candy bar mommy will like. the boy proceeds to take out several candy bars as the checker waits and tells grandpa she likes all of them and he will help her eat what she doesnt want.
"ok just give me this one." grandpa replies after taking one out of the boys hand.
"that one is dark chocolate grandpa" says tyler, as little brother keeps talking about all the candy bars
"dark?" says grandpa, "uh, ok? do you have regular? are they the same price?" he asks the checker as he turns back to the candy stand apologizing for holding up the line, looking more and more flustered by the second.
candy bar boy is told to put them all back so he smashes them in place forcing them to stay.
grandpa turns to the cashier to pay for his gesture of kindness he is trying to show his daughter as he pays a higher price taking care of these boys for maybe an hour before he gets them back to grandma.
"tyler! dont! hold the card." grandpa says with just a little more sterness than before, as tyler is trying to stuff the card in the slot where the conveyer belt meets the scanner.
grandpa pays with a card, and with one hand holding the bouquet of flowers he takes the pen with a slight hesitation as he realizes he will have to sign with one hand. how will he hold the paper? the cashier lends no assistance. he holds it with his elbow as he painfully signs, which many a mother has done. all the while the boys are still punching the balloons and talking insesently about who knows what.
"ok, lets go" grandpa says after a deep breath
"how about we let tyler hold the balloons now and you can hold them when we get in the car." says grandpa cheerfully
as both boys swat hard at the balloons grandpa holds a bouquet of flowers in one hand, a card in the other and asks little brother to pick out a candy bar mommy will like. the boy proceeds to take out several candy bars as the checker waits and tells grandpa she likes all of them and he will help her eat what she doesnt want.
"ok just give me this one." grandpa replies after taking one out of the boys hand.
"that one is dark chocolate grandpa" says tyler, as little brother keeps talking about all the candy bars
"dark?" says grandpa, "uh, ok? do you have regular? are they the same price?" he asks the checker as he turns back to the candy stand apologizing for holding up the line, looking more and more flustered by the second.
candy bar boy is told to put them all back so he smashes them in place forcing them to stay.
grandpa turns to the cashier to pay for his gesture of kindness he is trying to show his daughter as he pays a higher price taking care of these boys for maybe an hour before he gets them back to grandma.
"tyler! dont! hold the card." grandpa says with just a little more sterness than before, as tyler is trying to stuff the card in the slot where the conveyer belt meets the scanner.
grandpa pays with a card, and with one hand holding the bouquet of flowers he takes the pen with a slight hesitation as he realizes he will have to sign with one hand. how will he hold the paper? the cashier lends no assistance. he holds it with his elbow as he painfully signs, which many a mother has done. all the while the boys are still punching the balloons and talking insesently about who knows what.
"ok, lets go" grandpa says after a deep breath
Thursday, June 4, 2009
my cursed morning
So before i took the girls to school i went out to water some plants in the back. as i was coming back from turning the water on i was securing my feux fence and quickly turned and smacked my head HARD on the deck. now i dont usually cry when i get physically hurt b/c i hurt myself all day long going 90miles a min but this was a doozy! big girls gave me hugs and made sure i wasnt bleeding as safi started to cry since i was pointing to HER owiees. so i put some ice on it and made the joke that i "hit the deck". anyway, it STILL hurts and i instantly got a goose egg.
THEN after i got back from taking the girls to school i remembered there are 2 plants my soaker hose doesnt reach so i went out there with a mason jar to water them. after i watered them i set the jar above me on the edge of the deck floor, looked down to do something else to get ready for the last day of preschool which was in 5 min, and yep it fell and shattered...ON MY FOOT! lovely! so im cleaning up glass on the playground while i have tiny peices of glass on the bottom of my foot cuz i had flip flops on.
last day of preschool was KOO KOO. all the kids were on one! one kid hit another. a different kid pushed another down, and stilla different one threw sand in anothers eyes. whoa.
THEN right after preschool safi goes into the bathroom to poo and i come in there to wipe her to find that she forgot to take her panties down until half way through her poop. so her panties were full and the rest was smeared on the back of her legs and the outside of the toilet.
CRAZY!
THEN after i got back from taking the girls to school i remembered there are 2 plants my soaker hose doesnt reach so i went out there with a mason jar to water them. after i watered them i set the jar above me on the edge of the deck floor, looked down to do something else to get ready for the last day of preschool which was in 5 min, and yep it fell and shattered...ON MY FOOT! lovely! so im cleaning up glass on the playground while i have tiny peices of glass on the bottom of my foot cuz i had flip flops on.
last day of preschool was KOO KOO. all the kids were on one! one kid hit another. a different kid pushed another down, and stilla different one threw sand in anothers eyes. whoa.
THEN right after preschool safi goes into the bathroom to poo and i come in there to wipe her to find that she forgot to take her panties down until half way through her poop. so her panties were full and the rest was smeared on the back of her legs and the outside of the toilet.
CRAZY!
Things that made me smile yesterday
1. Past by a guy in the grocery store that had on the same cologne as my Gpa Roy used to wear.
2. Past by a yard where they had sprinkled rose pedals in the grass in front of the other blooming small bushes.
Leah's 4th gr program
Their program was based around Utah and they displayed their county projects. They made a float for each county. Leah's was Utah county
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